GrandPat's Butt

Backstory
GrandPat's Butt has been around since the creation of the universe. He is believed to be immortal. He is the reason why lightning strikes happen. They happen whenever he farts. He fought in every war in history. He was also a nightguard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and fought Golden Freddy in a game of Garfield Kart. He was hired to assassinate Mario by the Swiss government on July 16, 2023 and successfully killed him 2 weeks later.

He loves to fuck toast.

Quotes

 * "I'M YOUR GRANDFATHER! GRANDPAT'S BUTT!"
 * "Cuphead."

Trivia

 * GrandPat's Butt is very transphobic.
 * GrandPat's Butt has never been defeated and cannot be defeated.
 * GrandPat's Butt is the only being powerful enough to take down the evil tyrant Nikocado Avocado.
 * GrandPat's Butt sat on his wife.
 * One time, GrandPat's Butt ate a piñata and then shat out crayons.
 * GrandPat's Butt invented the internet.
 * GrandPat's Butt's favorite color is prune.
 * GrandPat's Butt hates furries. He is very based and red-pilled.
 * GrandPat's Butt is friends with Markiplier's cousin, Cutterplier.