The Oppa Gangnam Style Guy

Lore
The Oppa Gangnam Style Guy was born in [REDACTED] and would spend his life Gangnam Styling during people's funerals. He is a hardcore communist and wants everyone to suffer. His favorite animal is horse. Hs loves My Little Pony and his favorite episode is the one where the ponies find out they're slaves to the state (who is The Oppa Gangnam Style Guy himself) and must live under a communist regime with their only source of food being bear meat obtained from hunting wild Freddy Fazbears in the woods. The Oppa Gangnam Style Guy has a net worth of 783 billion dollaroos and is the number one seller of women. His wife used to be a plate of spinach until he ate it and remarried to The YouTube Play Button. He has a hatred for Bosnians.

Quotes

 * "OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!" - The Oppa Gangnam Style Guy, Japan 1945

Trivia

 * He is the creator of creators.
 * He lived on Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island from 1648 to 650 BC.
 * His cousin is the Triangle from The Square and Triangle that Forms the House Show.
 * His favorite letter of the alphabet is the letter Q.
 * The Oppa Gangnam Style Guy's favorite bird species is oatmeal.
 * The Oppa Gangnam Style Guy has been arrested 14,329 times for trying to steal people's golf clubs.
 * He loves Poopy Playtime.