Patrick's Butt

Who is Patrick's Butt?
Patrick's Butt is the butt of Patrick Star. He is almost always behind Patrick and plays a major role in several episodes that I'm too lazy to list off, BUT (no pun intended) a few episodes that are very important for Patrick's butt are No Pictures Please, Feral Friends, Boss for a Day, The Ballad of Filthy Muck, Krusty Krushers, and also that one scene from that one Kamp Koral episode where Patrick's Butt farts really loudly and it makes me laugh.

The Backstory of Patrick's Butt
Patrick's Butt has gone through a lot of tragic history, but it all started when he was born. Everything was normal until the point where his parents disowned him when he was 6 years old. He had to be put into an orphanage and would be smacked often by others. He would spend long nights crying to himself wishing he had a friend to love. Eventually he somehow found himself at Camp Coral where he met his best friend, SpongeBob's Butt (he's not that important so let's move on). The next year he went back to Camp Coral oh wait it's called Kamp Koral but anyways yeah there was that one episode where he farted. It was a shocking event, nobody saw it coming. It caused a worldwide apocalypse along with the fall of Yugoslavia, the Chernobyl accident, and it also most importantly caused World War 2. By this point everybody hated Patrick's Butt, so he had to learn to stand up to himself and reform as a person. He joined the army on the American side and fought hard, sustaining many injuries. There were many times where he almost died, but braved his way through it. By the end of it, Patrick's Butt was a broken man, a broken butt I might add, though not like the episode I Had an Accident where SpongeBob's Butt broke his bones, no no no. Patrick's Butt is broken mentally. His brain(?) is filled with the constant torment of his past, and he spends his nights getting drunk and listening to 90s music. Even the sound of a tiny toot is enough to remind him of the war and send him into a state of panic and madness. His PTSD has taken over the entirety of his body butt cheeks, leaving him a shell of what he used to be, a huge posterior, sticking out at every moment. Two perfectly round balls of pink mass, as shiny as a bar of gold. From this point on, Patrick's butt will age more and more, and will only slightly recover from his tragic past.

Modern Patrick's Butt Sightings

 * Neptune's Spatula:
 * No Weenie's Allowed: Patrick's Butt appears I guess.
 * The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie: Patrick's Butt becomes an arsonist.
 * Squidward's Suicide: Patrick's Butt invents the light bulb and then goes on to also create Mickey Mouse, Discord, and the deal with airline food.
 * That's No Lady: Patrick's Butt appears onscreen and does nothing.
 * Spy Buddies: This episode reveals that Patrick's Butt can shoots lasers. That is all.
 * Spongicus: Patrick's Butt gets his life saved by SpongeBob.
 * Suction Cup Symphony: Patrick's Butt sustains a major injury, with two bones sticking out. Ouch, that probably hurt.
 * Krusty Krushers: Patrick's Butt has been training to become super powerful and was able to kill two wrestlers.
 * A Friendly Game: Patrick's Butt gets hungry and chews on a golf ball.
 * Glove World R.I.P.: Patrick's Butt appears onscreen and does nothing......again.
 * Mermaid Pants: Patrick's Butt vomits up a bunch of useful items.
 * Plankton Gets the Boot: Plankton slaps Patrick's Butt. Hey man that wasn't very nice. :(
 * Patrick's Coupon: Patrick's Butt is smacked to boost him up to the Ice Cream King's Palace.
 * Feral Friends: Sandy looks at Patrick's Butt and becomes horrified. This made Patrick's Butt very sad. That night he cried himself to sleep because he thinks he's ugly.
 * Don't Wake Patrick: SpongeBob slaps Patrick's Butt, giving him flashbacks to NOT World War 2 but to the days of the orphanage.
 * No Pictures Please: Rube takes a picture of Patrick's Butt, much to Patrick's Butt pleasure. This scene was very intense though.
 * Doodle Dimension: Patrick's Butt is first shown doing his iconic morning stretch, and then later in the episode is dancing while taunting DoodleBob.
 * Moving Bubble Bass: Patrick's Butt gets burned. Ouchie.
 * Library Cards: Patrick Star's gluteus maximus indulges in attempting to exit the room but fails.
 * Call the Cops: Patrick's Butt gets hungry and tries to swallow Plankton whole, much to his annoyance.
 * Squirrel Jelly: Patrick's Butt learns to play basketball. Later in the episode though he gets badly injured, triggering his World War 2 flashbacks.
 * The Ballad of Filthy Muck: Patrick's Butt is shown in front of a live studio audience as a laugh track plays. This was after he took a shower.
 * Swamp Mates: Patrick's Butt appears again I guess. Stuff happens I guess.
 * Insecurity Guards: Patrick's Butt tries acting friendly by catching Squidward's painting because he's a good friend. :)
 * Boss for a Day: Patrick's Butt is shown to some people in the Krusty Krab, who look on in disgust, but Patrick's Butt was too angry to care.

Trivia

 * Patrick's Butt is big.