Squidina's Bat

Squidina's Bat is an object that appears in your bedroom at 3:33 AM to beat you to a pulp.

Description
It is a brown baseball bat that Squidina uses to smash clocks. It is very homophobic and transphobic. Squidina's Bat has been confirmed to have killed at least 3,594,623,154 people, but is theorized to have possibly killed more than five times that amount. It is friends with Squidina and assists her in beating up minorities. It has a reddit account where it posts racial threats towards everybody. It is also friends with GrandPat's Butt. His favorite game to play is Minecraft Dungeons.

Quotes

 * "Hey look, Mr. Krabs put in a kiddy ride!"

Trivia

 * Squidina's Bat worked at Waffle House in 1752 and got fired to to jacking off in the women's bathroom.
 * Squidina's Bat one time made a reddit post talking about Joe Biden pooping himself.
 * Back in 2001, Squidina's Bat beat up and nearly killed The Stupid Fat Dog From Paw Patrol, who was only saved by the fact that he's fat and his fat absorbed most of the hits.
 * Squidina's Bat was originally married to Squidina's Baseball.
 * Squidina's Bat killed his first wife by accidentally running her over with The Madagascar.