Albert Sock

Albert Sock is a 69-year-old subhuman from Georgia, Wyoming.

Backstory
Albert Sock served in the Emu War from 1587-234 BC. He got his dick bitten off by one of the emus and went into a deep depression but then he found a penny and that made his day just so much better. In his later years, he posts inane ramblings on Twitter dot com, starting with his first tweet "Banana". He was originally named Duke The Square and the Donald Trump that Forms The Amongus The 17th, but he loved to keep a collection of cum socks in his kitchen drawer, and had his name legally changed to Albert Sock.

Personality
Albert Sock is a grumpy old man and he is racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, and every other phobic and ist you can think of. He loves to shit in his own and his neighbor's sinks at least 27 times a day.

Trivia
His favorite show is Hazbutt Homo.

He has 420 accounts of vehicular manslaughter on his criminal record.

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.