The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits

"You Fool! I Have 70 Alternative Accounts!" - The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits, April 30, 1945 at 3:15 PM.

Personality
The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits is a homophobic, ableist, and sexist. He drives a BuFord and loves to chase down the elderly in his car. His mouth looks like a damn hot dog and he has stupid googly eyes. The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits is very psychotic and has a kill count of over 16,000 pelicans. On August 6, 1852, The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits swallowed DJ Music Man's iPhone, causing the police to be called on him, but the police were the amongers from Among Us so they couldn't arrest him because they don't have arms. The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits is the creator of the French language and created it as a way to piss off millions of people with how awful it is.

Trivia

 * The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits's favorite song is Gucci Gang.
 * The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits and DJ Music Man had a fight outside of Grandpat general. I forgot who won the fight.
 * The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits devoured Purple Guy on February 9, 2022.
 * The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits has a fetish for Garfield lore.
 * One time, The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits broke into Weirder Al's house and ate his toilet paper.
 * In 1746, The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits stole 58,518 lbs of bread from the Breadwinners from Breadwinners.
 * The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits ate my wife and stole the kids.
 * The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits has gone on record saying that he hates everyone on the planet.
 * By this logic, that means that if you leave Earth then he may not hate you, but this has not been proven nor disproven.
 * Hat Kiiiiid, Snatcheeeer, Rumbiiiii, Mustache Giiiiirl, DJ Grooooooves, Cooking Caaaat, Conductor, Mafiaaaa, Bow Kiiid- (In Mr. Krabs's voice) Wait a minute, I HATE Bow Kid!
 * And so does The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits is because he's is racist.
 * The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits has worked with Hitler countless times.
 * This is why Hitler didn't make it into art school, he got taught art lessons from a stupid blue piece of shit with a hot dog for a mouth.
 * What? Did you think he helped him kill people? No lmao, he just gave him art lessons but he was awful at them.
 * The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits made a cameo in the Kamp Koral episode titled "Camp SpongeBob" in a short scene where he's jaking off in Markerplier Fazbrogi's Pisseria.