The Patrick's Butt Show

The Patrick's Butt Show is a series created by Steven Universe. It stars Patrick's Butt as he goes on adventures in his home town of Bikini Bottom Bottom. It features a colorful cast of characters such as Patrick's Butt, Freddy Fazbear, The Girlfriend From FNAF, Bubble Bass's Butt, Siren Head, SpongeBob's Butt, Mr. Krabs's Butt, Cheesus Christ, Hamburger Helper, and many more. Ronald McDonald and Patrick's Belly Button are also antagonists or something.

Premise
Bruh I just said it.

Characters
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Season 1

 * 1a. Big Butt Day: Patrick's Butt declares his own birthday to be Big Butt Day, but this causes Ronald McDonald to make a rant on Patrick's Butt on his Twitter account.
 * 1b. Butt Plug: Ronald McDonald puts a butt plug in Patrick's Butt, leading to World War IV.
 * 2a. No Butts Please: Patrick's Butt is disallowed to enter a belly button only club, so he must disguise as a belly button to enter.
 * 2b. Butt of the Joke: Patrick's Butt becomes a comedian but accidentally tells a racist joke.
 * 3a. Butt Mates: Bubble Bass's Butt finds himself stranded with Patrick's Butt in a mysterious swamp, looking for a lost action figure.
 * 3b. One Butt Sponge: SpongeBob's Butt learns a new magic trick, but can't find an audience to show it to.
 * 4a. Ronald McButtless: Patrick's Butt cuts off Ronald McDonald's butt, so now Ronald McDonald must now go on a wild goose butt chase for his own posterior.
 * 4b. Patrick's Butt's Butt: Patrick's Butt finds out he has a butt.
 * 5a. Senior Butt Count: Old Man Jenkins's Butt engages in intense game of Among Us.
 * 5b. Bubble Butt: Bubble Bass's Butt gets really fat or something I don't know man.
 * 6a. Butting Heads: Patrick's Butt tries to win an intense rap battle against Siren Head to win The Girlfriend From FNAF but she isn't interested in either of them so who cares.
 * 6b. Butt Munchers: Patrick's Butt gets infested with horrible termites called "butt munchers" and he must get rid of them before he's eaten entirely.
 * 7a. Krabby Butt: Patrick's Butt and Mr. Krabs's Butt fight over a sofa, so they become wrestlers to determine who gets to keep it.
 * 7b. Everybody Butt Patrick's Butt: Patrick's Butt is left alone in Bikini Bottom Bottom, so now he's depressed or something like that.
 * 8a. Freddy Fazbutt: Freddy Fazbear gets really drunk and goes out on the town, slapping butts and celebrating for no reason.
 * 8b. Where Exactly on the Globe is My Butt: Patrick's Butt loses his butt and must find where exactly on the globe his butt is.
 * 9. I Can't Believe It's Not Butt!: Every butt in the world disappears, leading to the belly button race taking over the entire world.
 * 10a. Big Gaping Butt: Patrick's Butt won't shut his big gaping butt.
 * 10b. Boooooiiiiii Big Gaping Butt: Patrick's Butt STILL won't shut his big gaping butt.
 * 11a. Butt Guard: Patrick's Butt becomes a lifeguard for no reason.
 * 11b. Subway Butts: Patrick's Butt challenges Bubble Bass's Butt to an eating contest at Subway.
 * 12a. Butt Race: Patrick's Butt challenges Patrick's Belly Button to a race to the top of Mount Everbutt.
 * 12b. Oh Gee Man, I Sure Do Love Butts: Patrick's Butt lands himself on the FBI watch list after watching 500 episodes of Dora the Explorer.
 * 13. Patrick's Butt vs. The Big One: Patrick's Butt challenges The Big One after many years of training.

Season 2

 * 14a. Alright That's It, I'm Gonna Kick Your Butt: Patrick's Butt takes on a new hobby, this sport called "soccer" or something along those lines.
 * 14b. The Tooth, the Whole Tooth, and Nothing Butt the Tooth: Patrick's Butt gets a terrible toothache (don't ask how that works, just roll with it).
 * 15a. Butt Crack, Haha That's So Funny: The cousin who Patrick's Butt forgot about until right now comes over for a visit and tries to sell Patrick's Butt his crack.
 * 15b. Butt Naked: Patrick's Butt loses his clothes and must make his way back home fully naked.
 * 16a. Patrick's Butt Cheeks Engulf Plankton: This exactly title exactly describes exactly what exactly happens exactly in this exact episode, exactly
 * 16b. We Want Pork Butts and Taters: Patrick's Butt, SpongeBob's Butt, Mr. Krabs's Butt, and Bubble Bass's Butt all find themselves in the Cow and Chicken universe for some reason, I don't know man I'm only getting paid 10 cents to write these plots and I need to feed my kids back at home.
 * 17a. I Like Butts: Flats the Flounder tries to kick Patrick's Butt.
 * 17b. The Butt Ghost: Patrick's Butt goes to the bathroom and encounters The Butt Ghost.
 * 18a. Booty Butt Cheeks: Patrick's Butt cuts off Patrick's Belly Button's Butt.
 * 18b. Butt's Paradise: Patrick's Butt visits the town of Butts, Georgia so he can be with his people.
 * 19a. Pain in the Butt: Ronald McDonald puts an anal probe inside of Patrick's Butt, leading to chaos or something.
 * 19b. City of Buttsville: The Powerpuff Girls visit Bikini Bottom Bottom just as radical Islamic terrorists invade.
 * 20-21. I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie: Siren Head drops his new album and its so fire that the entire Earth catches on fire and everyone dies probably.
 * 22a. Anywhere Butt Here: Patrick's Butt gets stuck on the moon, who has a very thicc ass because of course.
 * 22b. Butt Ugly: Patrick's Butt gets told by Patrick's Belly Button that he's ugly and cries.
 * 23a. Butt Nuggets: When McDonald's gets a new food on the menu called Butt Nuggets, Patrick's Butt suspects that Ronald McDonald has been making the nuggets out of real butts.
 * 23b. Cigarette Butts: Patrick's Butt's cousin returns and tries to sell Patrick's Butt some cigarettes.
 * 24a. Slowly Butt Surely: Patrick's Butt struggles to beat a turtle at a game of Fortnite.
 * 24b. The Butt's the Thing: Patrick's Butt participates in a play or something.
 * 25. Buttsmas: Ronald McDonald tries to steal Christmas by dropping nuclear bombs on the North Pole so Patrick's Butt must team up with Siren Head, Cyborg, The Girlfriend from FNAF, Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory, and C.H. Greenblatt to save Christmas before it's too late or something.
 * 26a. Butts in the House: Cory Baxter from Cory in the House visits Patrick's Butt and Patrick's Butt plays Friday Night Funkin' and something interesting happens because he's like "booooiiiiiiiii friday night funkin'?, where's saturday night funkin', sunday night funkin', monday night funkin', tuesday night funkin', wednesday night funkin', and thursday night funkin'!!???!!????!?"
 * 26b. Butt Lore: After re-watching the SpongeBob episode Shuffleboarding about 500,000 times, Patrick's Butt creates the Patrick's Butt Lore Wiki Lore Wiki.

Season 3

 * 27. Howdy Neighbor, You're a Butt!: Cheesus Christ and Hamburger Helper move into Patrick's Butt's neighborhood.
 * 28a. Buttload of Lag: Patrick's Butt experiences computer lag and must go to the top of Mount Everest to find the cure to his computer's lag.
 * 28b. Butt Toy: Patrick's Butt must become a detective to find out who stole his Transformers themed dildo.
 * 29a. Cybutt: Cyborg accidentally sits on a mango, causing his butt to turn into another Cyborg.
 * 29b. Butt Buddies: Patrick's Butt, SpongeBob's Butt, Bubble Bass's Butt, and Mr. Krabs's Butt all get glued together after trying to put Gorilla Glue in the hair that they don't have.
 * 30a. The Incredible Shrinking Buttocks: Patrick's Butt's Butt runs away and shrinks down magically and runs into a nearby theater to watch Minions: The Rise of Gru.
 * 30b. Hot Sex and Butts: Patrick's Butt tries to watch porn but has to try to stay cool on the hottest day of the year.
 * 31. Butt Cracker: Bubble Bass's Butt attempts to not get on the naughty list for Christmas this year so he joins the Ku Klux Klan.
 * 32a. I Diagnose You With Having a Big Butt: Patrick's Butt must become a doctor to pay off the bills.
 * 32b. The Moon is Made of Cheese, Also Something About Butts: Cheesus Christ goes on a trip to the moon so he can masturbate in peace.
 * 33a. Club Butt: Mr. Krabs's Butt makes a Club Penguin account and tries starting a Club Penguin cult.
 * 33b. Monkey Butt: Monkey scratches his butt.
 * 34a. Mega Butt Energy: Patrick's Butt discovers how to charge a phone up to 100.1% and begins bragging about it to everyone.
 * 34b. Ronald McButtFace: An accident causes Ronald McDonald's face to switch places with his butt.
 * 35a. How Exciting, There are Butts on Every Channel: The Girlfriend From FNAF is tired of seeing butt characters everywhere on every single TV channel so she tries to find one channel that doesn't show characters that are butts. Also while she does she's eating a nacho burrito.
 * 35b. Vladimir Butt-In: Vladimir Putin tries to break into SpongeBob's Butt's house after he mistakenly downloads secret Russian secrets onto his computer.
 * 36a. Baseball Butt: Patrick's Butt turns into a baseball bat.
 * 36b. We Want Pork Butts and Taters II: The Buttening: Cow and Chicken take a trip to Vermont to see Peter Rabbit 2 in theaters but must fight against Ronald McDonald for a front row seat.
 * 37. Freddy Fazbear Versus Siren Head: The Epic Butt Battle: Freddy Fazbear and Siren Head have an epic fight throughout town using only weapons created from their own farts.
 * 38a. Butts, Butts, Butts, Butts, But: Patrick's butt clones himself four and a half times leading to an imbalance in the Earth due to the weight of his clones so then the Earth collapses upon itself because it can't hold the weight of Patrick's Butt and his clones.
 * 38b. Butting in Line: While waiting in line to watch The Boss Baby: Family Business, Patrick's Butt and Patrick's Belly Button begin arguing about The Boss Baby lore universe.
 * 39a. Hamburger Butt Joke Title Episode: Hamburger Helper visits Arkansas and pronounces it "Our Kansas" leading to him being attacked by the locals for mispronouncing Arkansas. This eventually leads to the extinction of white people.
 * 39b. Pizza Butt: Patrick's Butt attempts to outpizza the hut, leading to the universe collapsing in on itself.

Season 4

 * 40a. The Wheels on the Butt: Patrick's Butt becomes a bus driver but then drives into the ghetto side of town and gets attacked by stereotypical black people.
 * 40b. Butt Humping: Patrick's Butt befriends a camel who is secretly an FBI agent hired to assassinate him.
 * 41a. Butt Race: SpongeBob's Butt becomes the leader of a Nigerian drug cartel and challenges the other members to see who can get 100 ladies first.
 * 41b. No Butts About It: Bubble Bass's Mom's Butt forces Bubble Bass's Butt to eat his macaroni and spinach for dinner, so Bubble Bass's Butt must find a way to get out of eating it.
 * 42a. Big Butt Journey to Buttsville: Patrick's Butt and SpongeBob's Butt go on an epic quest to locate the city of Buttsville, but must win a rap battle against the Boss Baby in order to enter the town.
 * 42b. Peanut Butt: Cheesus Christ tries to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich using only his own semen.
 * 43a. We Want Pork Butts and Taters III: Sock Scheme: Cow and Chicken engage in a high speed chase against the police after stealing all of Joe Biden's poop socks.
 * 43b. Butt Dreams: Mr. Krabs's Butt has a wet dream about having rough gay sex with Bill Gates on Wednesday, October 32nd, 1544 on a blood moon and on a leap year.
 * 44a. No Butts Like Butts: Ronald McDonald hacks Patrick's Butt's computer and puts a virus on it that causes every image to turn into an image of the guy from the Empire Today commercial masturbating to furry porn.
 * 44b. Lights, Camera, Butts!: Patrick's Belly Button tries to sabotage the movie Patrick's Butt is for some reason trying to make.
 * 45a. The Toilet Job and Butts: Patrick's Belly Button attempts to sneak into Patrick's Butt's house to put his toilet seat up to anger him.
 * 45b. Butts to the Rescue: Bubble Bass's Butt magically becomes a superhero but is really bad at it so everyone runs him out of town for being a retard.
 * 46. Blast From the Butt: Patrick's Butt farts so loudly that it causes a worldwide disaster, turning it into an apocalyptic wasteland where everyone must scavenge for resources to survive.
 * 47a. Playing With Butts: Patrick's Butt plays a competitive game of Garfield Kart with Bubble Bass's Butt, Mr. Krabs's Butt, SpongeBob's Butt, The Girlfriend from FNAF, Siren Head, Richard from Unikitty, and Dexter and Dee Dee from Dexter's Laboratory.
 * 47b. Butt Money: Mr. Krabs's Butt makes his own currency called "Mr. Krabs's Butt Bucks" and it destroys the economy and destroys the stock market, starting The Greater Depression.
 * 48a. Once Upon a Butt: Patrick's Butt and SpongeBob's Butt get transported to middle-age times where they get burned at the stake for pooping.
 * 48b. Buttman: Hamburger Helper steals an ice cream truck and goes to Sarajevo to assassinate Archduke Franz Ferdinand but gets distracted by a sandwich shop.
 * 49a. Five Nights at Butts: Patrick's Butt works at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza so he can have a private place to jerk off but Freddy Fazbear won't stop bothering him for the wifi password.
 * 49b. Butt Out of Water: Patrick's Butt and Ronald McDonald get stranded at sea and Barney the Dinosaur appears and forces them to get along or he will shoot them with a gun.
 * 50a. Butt Voyage: Cyborg and Monkey join a group masturbation club on a cruise ship but turns out, they're all British people who only wank to porn of Big Ben, so Cyborg and Monkey must escape before it's too late I guess.
 * 50b. Another Episode With Butt in the Title in Order to Keep the Title Gimmick Going but it Has Nothing to Do With the Actual Episode: The Girlfriend from FNAF eats violet colored lasagna, leading to the second American Civil War between people who like Coke and people who like Pepsi, this however causes Patrick's Butt to have an erection lasting more than four hours, so he decides to shove a truck up his butt after his doctor suggests that he do that to help with his erection. Also, The Girlfriend from FNAF is still eating violet lasagna.
 * 51-52. Buttmageddon: Patrick's Butt tries to play golf with his uncle, but suddenly a terrible rainstorm happens but instead of raining water, it rains giant morbidly obese roosters with huge butts who like to play football and also are indestructible demons who only wish havoc and terror upon the world, so it's up to our protagonists to save the day or something I guess but who really cares.

The Movie of The Patrick's Butt Show Movie: The Movie

 * Patrick's Butt, SpongeBob's Butt, Bubble Bass's Butt, Mr. Krabs's Butt, The Girlfriend from FNAF, Cheesus Christ, Hamburger Helper, Freddy Fazbear, Monkey, Cyborg, and Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory all must go on an epic quest to Rectumville to retrieve King Neptune's crown (that coincidentally got stolen again) before he takes a massive shit on the Earth, leading to its end due to the heavy weight his shit would have on the Earth, so the Earth would collapse and we'd all die so you better hope this group of heroes can get to Rectumville before it's toooo late!
 * Special guests: Barack Obama, Scott Cawthon, George Washington, The Open Season Bear, Sway Sway from Breadwinners, Donald Duck, Carl Wheezer, Moe Simpson, Mr. Enter, Talking Dog, Willy Wonka, Unikitty from Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitty, Aaron Springer, and the T.U.F.F. Puppy from T.U.F.F. Puppy.

Season 5 (The Start of this Show's Seasonal Rot)

 * 53a. Butt Butt, Who's There?: Patrick's Butt's door comes to life and tries to get laid.
 * 53b. Okay, I Give Up On Title Gimmicks Featuring the Word Butt: Cheesus Christ makes a grilled cheese sandwich but it gets stolen by Freddy Fazbear.
 * 54a. We Want Pork Butts and Taters IV: The Bidening: Cow and Chicken attempt to fit the entire empire state building up Joe Biden's ass.
 * 54b. The Great Race: Hamburger Helper makes a skin color tier list.
 * 55a. Funnie Krab: Mr. Krabs's Butt tries to figure out how to turn down the volume on ifunny.
 * 55b. Politics Makes Me Wanna Die: Bubble Bass's Butt visits r/politics and contemplates suicide.
 * 56. Return to Rectumville: After losing a fight to Jimmy Neutron, Patrick's Butt changes his identity and moves to Rectumville. Meanwhile, Sway Sway from Breadwinners eats a taco.
 * 57a. Hamburger Humper: Hamburger Helper commits war crimes in Iran and is sent to prison so he must escape or something.
 * 57b. Pissed Off: Patrick's Butt participates in his town's annual pissing contest.
 * 58a. McDonald Duck: Donald Duck works at McDonald's and has to deal with people shitting in the cash registers.
 * 58b. Spill the Beans: SpongeBob's Butt gets really bad diarrhea after eating too many beans.
 * 59a. Jurassic Park-(ing Lot): Barney the Dinosaur tries to find a place to park in a local Target parking lot but gets attacked by a group of radical Islamic terrorists.
 * 59b. Friday Night at Freddy's: The Girlfriend from FNAF gets a job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Wait, didn't I already do a FNAF episode? Oh well who cares, this is meant to be a seasonal rot season anyways.
 * 60a. Peter Browngardt Comes to Town: Peter Browngardt visits town to participate in a hot dog eating contest.
 * 60b. Butt Juice: Patrick's Butt gets addicted to an alcoholic drink called Butt Juice which causes him to go on a drunken rampage throughout town.
 * 61a. CornHub: Siren Head's mom finds his corn porn collection and grounds him, so he must find a way to escape his bedroom.
 * 61b. Siren Gets Head: After escaping his grounding punishment, he tries to get laid by some corn bitches.
 * 62. We Want Pork Butts and Taters V: The Epic Battle of Epic Epicness: Cow and Chicken get in an argument over their opinions on black people so they have a sword fight but instead of using swords they use sword shaped dildos.
 * 63a. Have a Good Day!: This isn't an actual episode, it's just a reminder to have a good day. :)
 * 63b. I Hate Tacos!: Cheesus Christ and Hamburger Helper go on a killing spree after people in the Bermundsy Union server continuously spam that stupid unfunny taco video.
 * 64a. Over the Big Bottom: Squidward's Butt's house becomes infested with a mail-order flea circus meant for SpongeBob's Butt.
 * 64b. Squidward's Butt's Healthy Uhh What's the Opposite of Daze?: Squidward's Butt fakes being sick to get out of work, but his agony only begins when SpongeBob's Butt arrives to care for him.
 * 65a. Boooiiiii Big Gaping Gartrudinous Mouth!!!!: Mario from Mario gets a nose job also the title has nothing to do with the episode I just thought it was funny.
 * 65b. Runny Nose: Patrick's Butt's Nose runs away so he must chase it.

Season 6

 * 66. St. Patrick's Butt Day: Patrick's Butt farts on and destroys Ireland so the Irish people try to kill him for revenge.
 * 67a. Siren Bread: Siren Head starts a bread store but then Dr. Eggman appears and threatens to piss on the store.
 * 67b. Nigocado Avocado: Nikocado Avocado eats the burger that turns you black so therefore he becomes black and tries to hit on The Girlfriend From FNAF but she gets a gun and shoots Nikocado Avocado's dick off and then he gets lynched.
 * 68a. Ronald McDaddy: Ronald McDonald finds out that his dad is coming over for a visit so he has to not act evil or else his dad will beat him with a belt.
 * 68b. Avians Who Are Pretty Pissed Off: Monkey and Cyborg play Angry Birds Epic but have to fight Nikocado Avocado in-game.
 * 69. SEX!: Patrick's Butt runs into town screaming "SEX!" for 22 minutes straight.
 * 70a. Hamburglar: Hamburger Helper breaks into McDonald's to steal all of the hamburgers but has to not get caught or else he will get a broom shoved up the bum that he doesn't have.
 * 70b. Cheeseburglar: Cheesus Christ begins bringing women to his house to get it on with but they get stolen one by one, so he has to find out who keeps stealing his women.
 * 71a. Krabby Krack: Mr. Krabs's Butt starts selling Krabby Krack to people and becomes a drug lord, but soon some cliché rival gang threatens to piss in his mailbox and then afterwards they have a shoot-out.
 * 71b. Mama Ass: Bubble Bass's Butt's Mom's Butt gets a Bruhzilian Butt Lift and becomes a porn star but no one finds her attractive so she gets no money from her new job and goes bankrupt.
 * 72a. Butting Heads 2: The Headbuttening: Patrick's Butt rap battles against Siren Head to win The Girlfriend From FNAF but this time Siren Head is accompanied by his bros Cartoon Cat and Long Horse.
 * 72b. Captain Ma'am: Captain Man becomes trans but society still doesn't accept him because he's a retard.
 * 73a. Cartoon Reviewer Pose: Patrick's Butt crosses his arms but his arms get stuck like that so he has to try getting them unstuck.
 * 73b. Freddy Fastbear: Freddy Fazbear gets so addicted to energy drinks that he starts living life on 500x speed and starts driving recklessly.
 * 74a. Gartrudinous Racing: Cheesus Christ and Hamburger Helper join a race together against the other races where the prize is racial superiority.
 * 74b. Deltaprune: GrandPat's Butt plays Deltarune but then suddenly he gets teleported into the game and shits himself.
 * 75a. FarterBob: Old Man Jenkins' Butt becomes disabled so he hires Patrick's Butt to work on his farm.
 * 75b. Markerplier: Patrick's Butt buys some Markerpliers from the store but The Oppa Gangnam Style Guy steals them.
 * 76a. Poopy Playtime: Patrick's Butt plays Poppy Playtime and tries not to shit from fear.
 * 76b. Grand Old Gamer: GrandPat's Butt gets an Among Us addiction which goes to the extreme when he starts calling all of his friends and family "sus imposters" and it pisses them off to no end.
 * 77-78. The Super Great and Butt Filled Finale to End All Super Great and Butt Filled Finales: One day, ibxtoycat decides to steal Patrick's Butt's entire family and all of the characters except for Patrick's Butt and hold them hostage and forces them to take apart and rebuild his Minecraft world 60,000,001 times. So now Patrick's Butt must save the world before ibxtoycat destroys it or something like that. Can he save the world or will it be ended? Why am I asking you? I don't fuckin' know man.

Trivia

 * The human body has 206 bones.
 * Among Us is responsible for every mass shooting.
 * If you search up Mexico but replace the 'M' with an 'S' on google, you will find interesting results.
 * I love racism!
 * The Patrick's Butt Show seasons 5 and 6 were so negatively received that the creators of The Patrick's Butt Show were blackmailed and received death threats for the 'flanderization' of characters.
 * I am the entire country of Austria-Hungary.[Citation Needed]