Alastor

Alastor is a radio host from Hell. The Patrick's Butt Show doesn't take place in Hell but he's here anyway fuck you.

Backstory
In his past life, Alastor was a gay spider porn star who had the job of professional corn dog chugger and meth dealer. He died after trying to eat and choking on 36 radios, therefore he manifested in Hell as a radio demon. He originally starred in the hit adult animated live-action sitcom "Shaggy and Scooby Doo Get A Clue" where he betrayed Shaggy and Scooby in literally the second episode and cancelled the show.

Personality
He now stars in the Patrick's Butt Show where he is a fucking cunt Nazi that molests old people and kicks infants for fun. He has a collection of exactly 248,382 dildos, all of which he gathered from his time selling bread crumbs to homeless people. He also likes Friday Night Funkin 3 and plays it every day. He likes to shove things way up his butthole, usually like a fuckin cactus or something.

Trivia
I have terminal 17 breast cancer.

Alastor likes to take revenge on unsuspecting wild animals by throwing sinks at them.

Alastor's favorite drug is angel dust. No not the character shut the fucking fuck up

Alastor's favorite episode of The Garfield Show is Bone Diggers.

Alastor's favorite Dreamworks movie is The Schnookums and Meat Funny Cartoon Show.