Toadette

Early Life
Toadette was born in 1975 in Novomykolaivka, Ukraine. When she was born she looked exactly like she does now. Her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Toadette were initially horrified after seeing what their daughter looked like and tossed her out the window. Toadette walked off into the woods where she was mauled by wolves but escaped. She lived in poverty for several years until finally escaping Ukraine into Russia. Soon after, Toadette walked into Nevinnomyssk, Russia. There, she met EB The Original Master, who decided to take her under his wing. There, he established the Toadette factory and began mass producing Toadettes. EB and the original Toadette then moved to Monke Bi, Kazakhstan and joined the BGSFBGMF (Big Gaping Society For Big Gaping Mouth Fans) and won many contests due to being able to open their mouths the biggest. They then overthrew the BGSFBGMF and marched on the streets of Nur-Sultan, Kazakhstan and eventually overthrew the government. Toadette and EB then invaded and conquered China, and nuked the entire country. They then moved on and conquered almost all of Asia and forced the citizens to work in labor camps. This was the point in Toadette's life where things seemed to turn around.

Pre-War Times
But not all was good for Toadette. After taking over Russia, Toadette grew bloodthirsty, she wanted more and more. On August 16, 2023, EB looked to Toadette and said "Toadette, you should stop trying to take over countries is because we might get overthrown." Toadette responded "Shut up EB, I'm going to disassemble you." EB responded with a Sandy crying reaction clip. Toadette then betrayed EB and took him apart. Oh did I mention that EB is a robot? Well yeah, EB was dismantled and then turned into Withered EB. Meanwhile, Toadette began an invasion of Belarus and Ukraine. Toadette then received a threat from NATO and on April 14, 2024, World War 12 began.

Wartime
During World War 12, Toadette began by invading Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania. Many assassination attempts were made on Toadette during the war including one made by her brother, Choadette, but he was executed on October 3, 2024. Then Vivian from Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door came in and was like "ratio" and then was tossed out of a 12¼ building window. Mr. Krabs from Kamp Koral watched from a distance and was like "I don't get it." He was shot 12 times in the head. Toadette was desperate and confident, but quickly her reign of terror was coming to an end. This is because of the US helicopter deploying Freddy Fazbear, causing Toadette's army to shit bricks. Everyone within Toadette's conquered territory began to turn on her and rebellions broke out across all of Asia and Eastern Europe. The fronts began closing in as NATO forces liberated all of the conquered territories and Toadette was forced to flee in exile into North Korea where she befriended Kim Jong Un.

Post-War
After the war, Toadette was #1 on the hit list and everyone was trying to kill her for her crimes against humanity. The United States government hired 10 hitmen to finally rid the world of Toadette; GrandPat, The Stupid Blue Guy From Pooper Playtits, DJ Music Man, Mickey Mouse, Cow, And Chicken, the Goofy Goober's manager, Mr. Black, Mr. White, and Freddy Fazbear. Toadette went under a new identity as she roamed around the country, now being called 'Doatedde' and being colored green instead of pink. On December 12, 2034, Toadette got in a fight with Professor Utonium in Fatmalı, Turkey over a bottle of toothpaste. Professor Utonium pulled out a shotgun and began firing at Toadette and Toadette fired back at him with a pistol, thus starting a shootout now involving other citizens in the store also shooting at Toadette. Toadette fled the scene quickly and went into hiding for 68 years.

Modern Day Toadette
The location of Toadette is unknown to this day, thus leading people to ask "Where's Toadette?" but to no avail. The only known information about her is that she is now part of a gang involving Caillou from Caillou Gets Grounded The Movie, Guto, Kim Jong Un, Jarkiplier, LSMark Jr., Dr. Wacky, and HIM from the Powerpuff Girls. It is believed that they form a terrorist group titled BGMCTSTTPG (Big Gaping Mouth Club: The Sequel To The Previous Group). It's widely known that Toadette is planning yet another attack and may strike any day now so it is important that she be stopped immediately. It is believed that the only ones capable of tracking down and stopping her are GrandPat, Freddy Fazbear (if he is deployed from a helicopter since that gives him extreme powers), and DJ Music Man.

Trivia

 * Toadette has a brother named Choadette, who was executed on October 3, 2024.5hw3ehwcfhv71.jpg


 * Toadette's favorite song is The Butt Cheeks Song from Big Nate.
 * Toadette leaves the toilet seat up every time she uses the bathroom specifically to piss people off.
 * Toadette harvests and eats people's livers every other week.
 * Toadette has opened her big gaping mouth 590,513,395,013,951,028,5910,521,581,259,012,510,495,893 times in February 2022 alone.
 * This is actually a secret power of hers that she uses to paralyze her enemies.
 * It's actually not a secret anymore though since I told you about it.
 * Toadette runs the Twitter account titled "This thing? What about opposite of that thing?".
 * It is the first part of her grand scheme to come back into power and rule the world.
 * Toadette has attempted to revive Adolf Hitler from the dead 56,593,491,451 times, but no no avail.
 * Toadette was with GrandPat when he created the universe by farting, but didn't fully come into existence until much later on.
 * Toadette has met BigGapingMouth before and his family.
 * Toadette was at one point shot by Benito Sanderson, but unfortunately survived this gunshot wound.
 * People often ask "Where's Toadette?". This is because Toadette's location is currently unknown due to her being on the run. She has most recently appeared as a character in the Super Mario series, but hides a dark secret.
 * Except that it's no longer a secret since I told you that as well.
 * Toadette has been secretly working with Guto since 1996.
 * There exists a cult in Rožanstvo, Serbia who worship Toadette everyday at 3:33 AM. This is because 3:33 AM is deemed as being "the time of Toadette" since she was born at this exact time.
 * One time, Toadette played a game of Among Us with ibxtoycat, they both strangled each other afterwards.
 * Toadette is featured in the game EBopoly.
 * Toadette stars in the 1985 hit movie Toadette's Roadette to Toadetteland.
 * The SpongeBob SquarePants season 13 episode 'SpongeBob's Road to Christmas' was inspired by this movie.
 * Toadette has plans to conquer the world and force people to speak her language, Toadettian.
 * The Toadette cloning factory is still in business to this day due to the shear amount of Toadette clones running around even still, but it gets relocated every year through unknown means.
 * When it comes to paying the Toadette bill, EB always tips 20%, despite what he may say if you were to ask him this question.
 * Toadette is the creator of sleep paralysis.
 * Toadette has been spotted breaking into people's houses specifically to put their toilet seats up. This is a crime punishable by execution.
 * Toadette has her own hamburger at McDonald's called the Big Toadettemac.[Citation needed]
 * From 2004-2012, Toadette owned a DeviantArt account where she posted cringe.
 * There only exists one image of Toadette and EB getting along.
 * i sharted you're pant